Q: Why does my toaster keep spewing out flames?
Don't worry, it's just a minor glitch in the space-time continuum of your kitchen.
Try these troubleshooting steps:
1. Check for loose screws, they may have become dislodged in the vortex of the toaster's internal workings.
2. Ensure you've not fed it a slice of pineapple, those are just too exotic for our toaster's delicate sensibilities.
3. Call our Toaster Support Hotline (just kidding, it's just a phone number that plays 'Who Let the Dogs Bite' on repeat).
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